The world revolves around me

13 things I like. Let's face it, 10 just isen't enough.

1. Everything lame. If it's lame you can bet you're laptop I watch it, and like it. Hell, I'll even lick it for a price.


2. I like sushi. All white people like sushi, regardless if you're vegetarian or just guilty about eating meat, you can't escape sushi. Sushi is the equivalent of a foreign culture mixed with a feeling of being unique, achieved by other hating sushi.

3. I love hating everything mainstream, which means anything and everything that other people like. I'm desperate to find things that are completely mine, and genuine. Did I mention mine?

4. There are few things I like better than Halloween. I practically spend all year preparing for it, and it completely devastates me when others don't share my excitement.

5. I have based my entire humour solely on three sources: The Simpsons, The Onion and Monty Python, okay just kidding but I do enjoy watching my ''sources''.

6- 7. I like San Francisco, I would frackin' marry that city if only it had been legal. It has beautiful architecture, fantastic food, an amazing history, and a culture that could blow your mind all the way down to New Orleans. Yet, another city I wish I could whisper sweet little nothing to until the break of dawn. Does that make me seem a little pervy?

8. I like to walk into Aliblabla, browse through every single thing they have, and buy a single comic book, while enjoying the owner's involuntary eyelid muscle contractions. It makes me feel special, with just a dash of pathetic.

9. I like reading other peoples blog, pretenduing to know them. Mostly it's just to see if their lives are as messed up as mine. They always are.

10. Youtube is a personal favorite. Atleast it was, before those corporate bastards decided to remove everything good.

11. Fantasy is key.

12. I love vintage, ecpesially old people.

13. Lastly I love making a complete fool of myself, just to see other people laugh. Uber mockage, what can I say.

A little bonus track for yah.
14. I like listening to mainstream music, but you'll never hear me admit it... Unless you're special.
Pauline - Give Me A Call

Why don't you tell me what knocks you off your rocker?