I can feel parts of my brain, falling away like wet cake...

Det er utrolig hvor gøy man kan ha det på internett.
... Rett før eksamen...

Braiding my beard

So how was your day?
Never in my life has a day been more exciting! I' mean talk about variety.

Woke up
Breakfast
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Thinking "porn" is a weird word.
Porn
Kramp
Porn
Porn
Porn
Popcorn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Back started aching, turned over
Porn
Porn
Porn
Hand got tired
Porn
Lunch
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Telephone call from mummy
.... awkward....
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Thought about doing some school work but this girl was doing some really interesting things from rather absurd angles
.... Fascinating...
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Dinner
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Sleepiness kicking inn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Porn
Pornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Update

They were just looking for the volum dial...
I feel old.

talking about salad for five hours

Time: 00:26
Date:4th of may
Mood: Bleak, annoyed, above all tired, I'm tired. All in all horrible.

Do you want to know why? Well, of course not.

That doesn't mean I'm not going to tell you anyway though.

That damn russ.

I hate them.

Wait, hate is such a strong word, too bad it's not strong enough to describe my disapproval. I loathe them, they irk me, I'm vexed, irrate.

I'm kidding I'm actually very fortunate, you see they're having this huge mother of a party just a couple meters away from where I live. So, I get to listen to that wonderful, absolutly breath-taking music all night.

My goat, Captain Oats! No wonder they drink so much that music is crap with a capitol: PISS.OFF.

I have no problem with those little insects having yet another excuse to party, just don't do it so close to civilazation or at least be within range. That's all I ask. Don't keep me up all night without a good reason, not unless I can join in on the fun.
...

WAIT! it stopped! Oh, happy day! I have to fall asleep before they find the play button agian. Thank goat todays youth is so worthless.