Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more

Okei så det ble ikke hjemmebleking, men etter en sjapp runde med telefon og internett fant jeg en rimelig frisør som ikke kom til å brenne av håret mitt.
Så da er det vel bare å si TADA!

Now that's preudy.

And this is my "I'm blond face".

Yeah I know. Awkward pictures. I just thought the "mom smile" would be too scary, and the "duck face" would get me killed.

You're So Pretty When You're Unfaithful To Me

Det er full snøstorm her. Kanskje ikke sånn man normalt ser på film, der hovedkarakterene blir snødd inne sammen med en gal øksemorder, men fortsatt snøstorm. Hvis ikke væregudene snart får en varmere tone, burde jeg investere i et skjerf som kan surres rundt hele kroppen min. Kanskje jeg kan leie en fyr til å gå rundt med vindskjerm og radiator? Hvem vet. Det er utrolig hva mennesker gjør for en liten slant. Uansett. Jeg er redd jeg vil blåse bort i dette arktiske været, forhåpentligvis lander jeg i varmere trakter, som Australia eller New Zealand. Jeg nøyer meg med armkroken til Jermaine Clement. Realiteten er vel mer armkroken til Snøball og en kopp varm te.

Pleide noen av dere, jeg later som det er et flertall som leser, å si "... in the pants" eller "... in the face"? Sånn, "du er så dum!" også ville du svare "du er dum... in the pants", eller "... inn the face". Nei? Ikke jeg heller, men det er rimelig moro å føye til in the pants bak boktitler. "Where the wild things are"... in the pants, Brooklyn Follies in the pants, Oracle Nights in the pants. Gjør det sammen med bokhyllen din, og fortell meg om artighetene.

Sykt infall alert! Jeg fikk plutselig veldig lyst til å bleke håret.

Jeg gjør det imorgen. Jeg skal i det minste gjøre et tappert forsøk, man vet aldri hvordan det blir med hjemmebleking. Tenker det er like greit ettersom håret mitt er rimelig slitt. Jeg kan ikke huske sist gang jeg hadde et stevnemøte med saksen. Det var vel før sommeren. Uansett, jeg skal kjøpe blekemiddel imorgen, kanskje min kjære mor hjelper meg. Sånn nå har jeg skrevet det, nå må jeg gjennomføre. Før ville jeg aldri i livet gått blond, men nå som jeg ligner på Cousin It, tenker jeg "the hell with it".

Well, catch yah on the flipside!

P.S. Jeg har bestilt nye briller!!! Ja, de jeg viste deg. Jeg gleder meg noe helt enormt. De er lilla. Blunkblunk.

I Put On My Rob And Wizard Hat

Dette er visstnok ganske gammelt, men det er nytt for meg. Jeg syntes det var så ekstremt morsomt at jeg måtte dele det med deg. Håper du ler like hardt og lenge som meg.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Still laughing I bet you are.

We'll play 'em fast and loose...

This sunday was our last performance, which also means it was my final day on stage. Hopefully I'll get back to it later on, but for now I need to prioritize. So because I wrote a fairly long post earlier I'm all typed out. Although since I can't show you an impove dance I'll upload some pictures I took backstage and add some lyrics from Chigaco and Cabaret. You gotta love musicals. Wink!

Give 'em the old three ring circus

Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance

Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance

Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you.

What good is sitting alone in your room?
Come hear the music play.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.

Put down the knitting,
The book and the broom.
Time for a holiday.
Life is Cabaret, old chum,
Come to the Cabaret.

Doesn't even have an inkling
That I'm working in a Nightclub
In a pair of Lacy pants.
So please, sir.
If you run into my Mama,
Don't reveal my indiscretion,
Give a working girl a chance.