Monday, February 28, 2011

I think this is fairly self explanatory...

It's times like these that make you wish you had never moved out. This is officially the first time, since my personal little act of independence, better known as, “moving out”, that I've been sick. And let me tell you; It's no walk in the park. It really bit me in the ass. Just getting up to boil water is enough to make my head spin. That heavenly tea comes with a price, I tell you. So here I am sitting in bed, I say sitting but I been dying, thinking about pouring water into my mug whilst half-heartedly watching "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb", probably not a good idea, seeing as laughing only make me couch up lung-flesh. Fortunately, I doubt I have the energy.

Kill me!To quote dear dr. Frankenfurter it would be a "mercy killing". I haven't been this ill since I can remember. Although I most likely have been this ill. It's just that you always think this time, right now is the worst time, and although everyone around you is just as, or more than for that matter, ill as you. You simply can't look beyond you're own thriving bacterial colony. SNEEZE! oh! and there we have some lung flesh as well. How nice of you to visit. I'm going to bed now... head aching. back throbbing, nose running, ears clogged, lips chapped, eyes boiling, throat dying. In summary my immune system as failed me horrible, simply because I forgot to renew my warranty.

1 comment:

Luka said...

Du burde faktisk sagt ifra til noen, det vil si meg. Så kunne jeg gjort tilværelsen så mye bedre.