It's not enough that the dental office looks like a tortur chamber, I mean that in it self is pretty damn scary. But those stupid dentists actually insist on having a conversation, when you're mouth is full of cotton and you're literally floating on painkillers. Why didn't you just ask me earlier! You stupid cow... Sorry. It's like some sick joke they have. Like they were bullied in school and this is their little revenge on the world. I get that they have to ask you certain things, like "Does this hurt?" but if the topic go beyond that I get royally aggravated!
Don't ask me about my vacation when all I can say is "hummengr*drool* hgung" at the same time being scared you're going to drill into my tongue. Which is another thing. I'm always horrified that he or she, Yeah that right I am somewhat or a dentist whore. I swing both ways! *winks* is going to slip-up and drill into my tongue or worse. Is that insane or justified? I'd like to "hear" your thought.
Anyway. Instead of having to answer there should just be a kind of sign language. They'll say "Blink if this hurts" and you start having eye-spasms because she's drilling into you flesh. That actually happened to me, the drilling into my flesh part anyway. I always get those who are fresh out of college and look young enough to play Kaitlin in the first season of the O.C.
I really do hate going to the dentist, mostly because I get these weird shiver every time I hear some sort of ghastly noise. This also bringing on a fear of being seriously injured because of my wacked- up shivers. I'm also afraid to swallow, while their doing there thing. Don't! I'm aware of how pervy that sounds... I mean, l like to swallow when the saliva is ganging up on me. Don't we all. Yet, it's like I'm paralysed by the fear of getting hurt. So I just lie there... on my back *wink* hoping for it all to be over soon. Much like my first time.. Kidding! A trip to the dentist really does sound like a bad porno... So I'll just stop now.
You know who doesn't stop? Your mom.
TheGr3yZon3
I just adore the whole setup, the spin in the beginning Hoo!
P.S. I just want to share this joke, it really made me laugh.
A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. the wife was amused at first. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description, "mother of six, get me a beer!" This type of situation rose to a boiling point. Finally, while at a party with her husband, he jokingly said, "Hey mother of six, it's time to go!" the wife replied, "I'll be right there father of four"
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